Archive for March, 2010

I hate Brian F di Caprio

March 12, 2010

Asshat

This absolute douche keeps spamming my work email with get rich quick schemes. Look at him! He looks like everything post 1982 has singularly failed to enter his cranium! I picture him listening to Phil Collins whilst getting aroused by spreadsheets. Here’s an example of his “work” amended in bold by my own subtext:

Its a fact that over a third of all self made millionaires are entrepreneurs who earn a massive income being in their own business.
Really Brian? Did I contact you asking for a fact?

What makes working for yourself so conducive to wealth building? Simply put, when you work for yourself you get paid based on your results, NOT your time. What is the difference? Well your time is limited, just as all of us have limited amounts of time that we can spend working.
How true…A pity that my time is taken up deleting crap like this from my inbox, even though I have asked you several times to unsubscribe my email

Results, on the other hand, are unlimited.
In fact, as an entrepreneur you can continue to achieve bigger results and to earn more money, all while working less and less.
So…more and more time to bleach your hair and teeth whilst listening to Huey Lewis & The News then eh Brian?

Seriously though, he looks like the kind of guy who would be pompous enough to Google his own name on a daily basis…so Brian f Di CrapWeasel, if you’re reading this, process your unsubscribe requests please (not that I ever subscribed!)


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