Today, I came into a great deal of money. Well….I could have. This gem was sitting in my inbox:
—–Original Message—–
From: BARR. ANDREAW AND ASS. CHAMBERS [mailto:barr_andrwfra_esq@yahoo.com.hk]
Sent: 16 November 2009 19:20
Subject: INHERITANCE NOTIFICATION!!!
INHERITANCE NOTIFICATION!!!
On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Juriaan Kugger. I once again
try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late
Engr. Juriaan Kugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL.
He left the sum of Thirty Million,One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in
the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you,
but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who
wished you good. Engr. Juriaan Kugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic
& Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as
soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barr_andfraser_esq@live.co.uk
Await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER ANDREAW FRASER ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh., Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq.,
Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.
To cut a long story short, I decided it would be a bit rude to take it. Here’s my (open) reply:
Hi Andreaw,
(Your email says it’s from BARR. ANDREAW AND ASS. CHAMBERS…I like the spelling of your name. Say hi to the Ass. Chambers from me won’t you?)
Being as I don’t know the late Engr. Juriann Kugger, it seems a little bold of me to lay claim to any of his estate.
Maybe you could donate it to his beloved helicopter society, or you (and your Ass. Chambers) could keep it. I really don’t mind.
Anyway, I must go. I fear there may be a rumbling in my own Ass. Chambers.
Have a great day
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